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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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