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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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