Quote

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

Bo Burnham

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Pianist
Poet
Rapper
Screenwriter
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Hamilton
Massachusetts
Robert Pickering Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering Burnham
Dirty
Damn
Balls
Catholic
Humor
Funny
Cath
Lick
Catholics

More quotes by Bo Burnham

Image
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
Bo Burnham
Image
What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
Bo Burnham
Image
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
Bo Burnham
Image
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Bo Burnham
Image
When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
Bo Burnham
Image
I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
Bo Burnham
Image
I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
Bo Burnham
Image
I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
Bo Burnham
Image
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
Bo Burnham
Image
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
Bo Burnham
Image
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
Bo Burnham
Image
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Bo Burnham
Image
I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
Bo Burnham
Image
I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
Bo Burnham
Image
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
Bo Burnham
Image
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Bo Burnham
Image
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
Bo Burnham
Image
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
Bo Burnham
Image
If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
Bo Burnham
Image
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
Bo Burnham