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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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