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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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