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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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