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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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