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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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