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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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