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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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