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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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