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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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