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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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