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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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