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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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