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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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