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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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