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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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