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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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