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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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