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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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