Quote

I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

Bo Burnham

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Musician
Pianist
Poet
Rapper
Screenwriter
Singer-Songwriter
Television Actor
Hamilton
Massachusetts
Robert Pickering Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering Burnham
Gay
Loves
Humor
Funny
Love
Like
Genes
Designer

More quotes by Bo Burnham

Image
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
Bo Burnham
Image
I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
Bo Burnham
Image
I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
Bo Burnham
Image
I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
Bo Burnham
Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
Bo Burnham
Image
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
Bo Burnham
Image
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
Bo Burnham
Image
I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
Bo Burnham
Image
In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
Bo Burnham
Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
Bo Burnham
Image
I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
Bo Burnham
Image
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
Bo Burnham
Image
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
Bo Burnham
Image
Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
Bo Burnham
Image
When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
Bo Burnham
Image
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
Bo Burnham
Image
I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
Bo Burnham
Image
I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
Bo Burnham
Image
I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
Bo Burnham
Image
My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
Bo Burnham