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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
Actor
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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