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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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