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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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