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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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