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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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