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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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