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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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