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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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