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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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