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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
Bo Burnham
The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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