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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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