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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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