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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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