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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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