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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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