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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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