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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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