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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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