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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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