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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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