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When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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