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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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