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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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