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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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