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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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