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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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