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Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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I have a pretty good math mind, so I can see patterns, but I don't have a great ear. It's like a tragedy - I can see so much more natural musical ability in so many other people.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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