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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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