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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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