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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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