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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

Bo Burnham

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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