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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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