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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
Bo Burnham
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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