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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.
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I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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