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Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I don't like calling myself a feminist only because I don't think I've done anything active enough to call myself one. It'd be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I'm not racist.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
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Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh my God, yes I have, hahaha, really good point, they should... fix that. It's good to know that somebody finally gets me!
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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