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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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