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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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