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I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Do you guys like impressions? Why? That was Socrates.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
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Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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