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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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In comedy, falling means laughter. You can take something sacred and make it silly. The more sacred it is, the funnier it is. It has a bigger drop to fall.
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I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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