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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject.
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Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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