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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.
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Bo Burnham
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: August 21
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I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
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If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.
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I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
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I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.
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Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.
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Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.
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I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro! I don't know if that's the answer for me. Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one? I don't worship comedy at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
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